walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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