I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I want to be your penis for a week.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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