Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
