Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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