too bad you live with your parents still
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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