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I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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