Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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