Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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