that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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