Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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