I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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