I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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