Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
