i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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