You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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