his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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