quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just pee around me
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Randomize
