I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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