two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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