...so i touched it.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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