Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Please don't give away my fajitas
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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