Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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