it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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