I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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