I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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