i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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