roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Randomize
