windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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