No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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