I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
