There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
This house was built for laser tag.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You are the jesus of drinking
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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