pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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