I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I didn't notice because vodka
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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