Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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