Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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