so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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