Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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