those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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