The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Randomize