how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I love having hate sex.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Randomize
