Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Are we still banned from the library?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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