We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
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