i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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