I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
