I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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