I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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