I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My life is pants optional.
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