I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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