What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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