My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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